Funny Pick Up Lines

Funny Pick Up Lines

These pick up lines are light-hearted, funny and cute or just plain cheesy!

Funny Pick Up Lines

You’re so beautiful that you made me forget my pickup line.

Pinch me. [Why?] You’re so fine I must be dreaming.

I seem to have lost my phone number. Can I have yours?

Didn’t I see you on the cover of Vogue?

You are so beautiful that you give the sun a reason to shine.

I don’t know you, but I think I love you already.

Is it hot in here or is it just you?

Have you always been this cute, or did you have to work at it?

I just had to come talk with you. Sweetness is my weakness.

Be unique and different, say yes.

If beauty were time, you’d be eternity.

You shouldn’t wear makeup. It’s messing with perfection!

Damn, if being sexy was a crime, you’d be guilty as charged!

There isn’t a word in the dictionary for how good you look.

I must be a snowflake, because I’ve fallen for you.

The only thing your eyes haven’t told me is your name.

You must be a Snickers, because you satisfy me.

Is there a rainbow today? I just found the treasure I’ve been searching for!

Damn girl, you have more curves than a race track.

Baby, you’re so hot, you make the equator look like the north pole.

Excuse me, I’d like to have kids someday, and I wanted to know how your parents created such a beautiful creature.

I must be dancing with the devil, because you’re hot as hell.

Here’s the key to my house, my car….. and my heart.

Come live in my heart, and pay no rent.

Do you have any sunscreen? ‘Cause you are burning me up!

You know, you might be asked to leave soon. You’re making the other women look really bad.

Babe! you look so fine I could drink your bath water!

Were your parents Greek Gods, ’cause it takes two gods to make a goddess.

Apart from being sexy, what do you do for a living?

When I look into your eyes, it is like a gateway into the world of which I want to be a part!

Hi, my name is Doug. That’s “god” spelled backwards with a little bit of you wrapped up in it.

Is your dad in the army? Because you are the bomb.

When God made you, he was showing off.

If I were to ask you out on a date, would your answer be the same as the answer to this question?

You look beautiful today, just like every other day.

You look cold. Want to use me as a blanket?

I’m not drunk, I’m just intoxicated by you.

Do you have the time? [Tells you the time] No, the time to write down my number?

How was heaven when you left it?

Your lips look so lonely…. Would they like to meet mine?

Are you going to kiss me or do I have to lie to my diary?

If I could rearrange the alphabet, I would put ‘U’ and ‘I’ together.

I know milk does a body good, but baby, how much have you been drinking?

My name isn’t Elmo, but you can tickle me any time you want to.

(Ask a person for the time) 11:15? So today is July 1, 2012, at 11:15 PM, thanks I just wanted to be able to remember the exact moment that I met the woman of my dreams.

You must be from Pearl Harbor, because baby, you’re the bomb.

Let’s make like a fabric softener and ‘Snuggle’.

Hey, don’t I know you? Yeah, you’re the girl with the beautiful smile.

What does it feel like to be the most beautiful girl in this room?

You are the reason men fall in love.

If I had a rose for every time I thought of you, I would be walking through my garden forever.

Are your parents retarded, ’cause you sure are special.

Hey…somebody farted. Let’s get out of here.

There is something wrong with my cell phone. It doesn’t have your number in it.

Is there an airport nearby or is that just my heart taking off?

You’d better direct that beauty somewhere else, you’ll set the carpet on fire.

If a thousand painters worked for a thousand years, they could not create a work of art as beautiful as you.

Do you know what I did last night? I looked up at the stars, and matched each one with a reason why I love you.

I’m fighting the urge to make you the happiest woman on earth tonight.

There must be something wrong with my eyes, I can’t take them off you.

Did the sun come out or did you just smile at me?

Baby, I’m no Fred Flintstone, but I can make your Bedrock!

Hey, is it just me, or are we destined to be married?

Was you father an alien? Because there’s nothing else like you on Earth!

Do you bleach your teeth? ‘Cause your smile lights up the entire room like a candle in the dark. Let’s go prove it.

You, Before I Wake Up From this Dream.

Can you pull this heart-shaped arrow out of my butt? A damn little kid with wings shot me.

You’re hotter than donut grease.

Your ass is so nice that it is a shame that you have to sit on it.

You are so beautiful that I would marry your brother just to get into your family.

You’re so hot you would make the devil sweat.

Were you in Boy Scouts? Because you sure have tied my heart in a knot.

You know the more I drink, the prettier you get!

I have had a really bad day and it always makes me feel better to see a pretty girl smile. So, would you smile for me?

Excuse me, I don’t want you to think I’m ridiculous or anything, but you are the most beautiful woman I have ever seen. I just felt like I had to tell you.

Me without you is like a nerd without braces, A shoe without laces, aSentenceWithoutSpaces

If I received a nickel for everytime I saw someone as beautiful as you, I’d have five cents.

Do you have a map? I’m getting lost in your eyes.

I was wondering if you had an extra heart mine seems to have been stolen.

Baby, if you were words on a page, you’d be what they call FINE PRINT!

Is your last name Gillette? Because you are the best a man can get.

I don’t have a library card, but do you mind if I check you out?

How much does a polar bear weigh? [How much?] Enough to break the ice… Hi, I’m (insert name here).

I think I can die happy now, cause I’ve just seen a piece of heaven.

You make me melt like hot fudge on a sundae.

Do you want to see a picture of a beautiful person? (hold up a mirror or iphone)

You’re so hot, I bet you could light a candle at 10 paces.

Hey baby, you’ve got something on your butt: my eyes.

I never need to see the sun again because your eyes light up my world.

I hope you know CPR, cuz you take my breath away!

I didn’t see any stars in the sky tonight, the most heavenly body was standing right next to me.

You must be Jamaican, because Jamaican me crazy.

Your legs must be tired because you’ve been running through my mind all night.

What time do you have to be back in heaven?

Hey baby, you must be a light switch, cuz every time I see you, you turn me on!

Was your dad king for a day? He must have been to make a princess like you.

What’s that on your face? Oh, must just be beauty. Here, let me get it off. Hey, it’s not coming off!

Girl, if I were a fly, I’d be all over you, because you’re hot shit!

How is your fever? [What fever?] Oh… you just look hot to me.

My buddies over there said that I wouldn’t be able to start a conversation with the most beautiful girl in the bar. Wanna buy some drinks with some of their money?

Is your name Summer? ‘Cause you are as hot as hell.

You are a 9 – you’d be a perfect 10 if you were with me.

If god made any thing better than you he keep it for himself.

Was your father a mechanic? Then how did you get such a finely tuned body?

Hey baby. You got a jersey? [A jersey?...Why?] Because I need your name and number.

Hello, I’m doing a survey of what people think are the cheesiest pickup lines. So, do you pick ‘Do you come here often?’, ’What’s your sign?’, or ‘Hello, I’m doing a survey of what people think are the cheesiest pickup lines.’?

This time next year let’s be laughing together.

Hello. Are you taking any applications for a boy/girlfriend?

Are you a parking ticket? ‘Cause you’ve got fine written all over you.

Was your father a thief? ‘Cause someone stole the stars from the sky and put them in your eyes.

If you were a tear in my eye I would not cry for fear of losing you.

Excuse me, I just noticed you noticing me and I just wanted to give you notice that I noticed you too.

Do you believe in love at first sight, or should I walk by again?

Baby, you’re so sweet, you put Hershey’s out of business.

You are so fine, I wish I could plant you and grow a whole field of you!

Would you grab my arm so I can tell my friends I’ve been touched by an angel?

Hey baby you’re so fine you make me stutter, wha-wha-what’s your name?

Do you have a twin sister? Well then, you must be the most beautiful girl in the world!

Most people like to watch the Olympics, because they only happen once every 4 years, but I’d rather talk to you cause the chance of meeting someone so special only happens once in a lifetime.

If this bar is a meat market, you must be the prime rib.

You are like a candy bar: half sweet and half nuts.

I didn’t know that pretty angels could fly so low.

You see my friend over there? [Point to friend] He wants to know if you think I’m cute.

I’m new in town. Could you give me directions to your apartment?

You’re like a dictionary, you add meaning to my life!

Well, here I am. What were your other two wishes?

(hold out hand) Would you hold this for me while I go for a walk?

So there you are! I’ve been looking all over for YOU, the woman of my dreams!

You know, Dr. Phil says I’m afraid of commitment…Want to help prove him wrong?

Hello are you married? [Yes] Well I didn’t hear you say “happily”.

Hello, I’m a thief, and I’m here to steal your heart.

Are you lost ma’am? Because heaven is a long way from here.

Are you an interior decorator? When I saw you the room became so beautiful.

Babe, your beauty makes the morning sun look like the dull glimmer of the moon.

Do you have a BandAid? I just scraped my knee falling for you.

Are you from Tennessee? Because you’re the only ten I see!

I bet you $20 you’re gonna turn me down.

Hello how are you? [Fine] Hey, I didn’t ask you how you looked!

Can I borrow your phone? ["What for?"] I want to call my mom and tell her I just met the man/woman of my dreams.

I play the field, and it looks like I just hit a home run with you.

Your eyes are blue, like the ocean. And baby, I’m lost at sea.

Ouch! My tooth hurts! [Why?] Because you are soooo sweet!

Do you know karate? Because your body is really kickin’.

You remind me of a magnet, because you sure are attracting me over here!

Was your father a mechanic? Then how did you get such a finely tuned body?

Nice to meet you, I’m (your name) and you are…gorgeous!

Were you arrested earlier? It’s gotta be illegal to look that good.

You look like my third wife. [how many time have you been married?] Twice.

If you stood in front of a mirror and help up 11 roses, you would see 12 of the most beautiful things in the world.

Someone should call the police, because you just stole my heart!

You know I’d like to invite you over, but I’m afraid you’re so hot you’ll skyrocket my air-conditioning bill.

See these keys? I wish I had the one to your heart.

If you could put a price tag on beauty you’d be worth more than Fort Knox.

If I had a star for every time you brightened my day, I’d have a galaxy in my hand.

You must be a hell of a thief because you stole my heart from across the room.

Hey… Didn’t I see your name in the dictionary under “Shazaam!”?

Did it hurt? (Did what hurt?) When you fell out of heaven?

Wouldn’t we look cute on a wedding cake together?

[Point at her ass] Pardon me, is this seat taken?

You know how they say skin is the largest organ on the human body? Not in my case.

You be the Dairy Queen and I’ll be your Burger King: You treat me right, and I’ll do it your way.

If I had to choose between breathing or loving you, I would say “I love you” with my last breath!

I’m not trying to impress you or anything, but… I’m Batman!

Are you religious? Cause you are the answers to all my prayers.

[Look at her shirt label.] When they say, “What are you doing?” You respond: “Yep! Made in heaven!”

Your daddy must have been a baker, because you’ve got a nice set of buns.

I’m sorry, were you talking to me? [No] Well then, please start.

This isn’t a beer belly, It’a a fuel tank for a love machine.

I can’t believe I’ve been hear the entire evening with all these beautiful people and the moment I find ‘The One’, all I have time to say is “good bye”.

If God made anything more pretty, I’m sure he’d keep it for himself.

You should be someone’s wife.

I want to be your tear drop, so I could be born in your eyes, live on your cheeks, and die on your lips.

So, what do you do for a living besides always making all the men excited and warm all over?

Wow! Are those real?

There must be a light switch on my forehead because every time I see you, you turn me on!

Hey, how did you do that? (What?) Look so good?

Excuse me…..Hi, i’m writing a term paper on the finer things in life, and i was wondering if i could interview you…

You look like a cool glass of refreshing water, and I am the thirstiest man in the world.

Stop, drop, and roll, baby. You are on fire.

I just got dumped, and I think that you could make me feel better.

If we shared a garden, I’d put my tulips and your tulips together. (tulips = two lips)

Are you cold? You look like you could use some hot chocolate… Well, here I am!

Excuse me, but you dropped something back there” (What?) “This conversation, lets pick it up later tonight.

When I’m older, I’ll look back at all of my crowning memories, and I’ll think of the day my children were born, the day I got married, and the day that I met you.

For a moment I thought I had died and gone to heaven. Now I see that I am very much alive, and heaven has been brought to me.

If I were a stop light, I’d turn red every time you passed by, just so I could stare at you a bit longer.

I was so enchanted by your beauty that I ran into that wall over there. So I am going to need your name and number for insurance purposes.

Sorry, but you owe me a drink. [Why?] Because when I looked at you, I dropped mine.

Can I have directions? [To where?] To your heart.

You know you’re in love when you can’t fall asleep because reality is finally better than your dreams.

 

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