Christmas Pick Up Lines
Don’t let the merry season pass by without given one of these a try.
Hey Babe, when was the last time you did it in a sleigh?
What’s the craziest thing you’ve ever done in a sleigh?
I’ve checked it twice, and I’m sure you’re on my “naughty” list.
I’ve got the keys to the sleigh tonight.
That’s not a candy cane in my pocket. I’m just glad to see you!
I know when you`we been bad or good.
Come sit on my lap. I’ve got a special gift just for you.
Come sit on my lap. I’ve got a candy cane just for you.
You are what I want for Christmas.
I’ve got your stocking stuffer right here!
I’ve got something you can hang a wreath on.
What do you say we make this a not-so-silent night?
Shouldn’t you be sitting on top of the tree, Angel?
Even Santa doesn’t make candy as sweet as you.
Wanna see my 12-inch elf?
Nice wrapping but I need to inspect it.
Even Santa doesnt make hot chocolate as sweet as you.
Would you like to learn a few “reindeer games?”
So, what will it be — naughty or nice?
You know, I’d love to show you the toys my elves make for adults.
Believe me, if you ever saw it, you would even say it glows.
He may have a nice car but I have a fast sleigh.
Wanna check out my mistletoe belt buckle?
Wanna play with my elf?
What’s a nice girl like you doing on a naughty list like this?
Can I have your picture so I can show Santa what I want for Christmas?
Wanna meet Santas little helper?
I can’t wait to unwrap your present!
I like milk and cookies but I would rather have you.
Hey cutie, ever do it in a sleigh?
Please do not be alarmed if a big man wearing a red suit picks you up and throws you into a bag. (Why?) Because I asked for you for Christmas.
Some of my best toys run on batteries…
I`ve got something special in the sack for you!
I know when you’ve been bad or good…so let`s skip the small talk!
I see you when you`re sleeping & you don`t wear any underwear…
Can I take your picture? (Why?) Because I want Santa to know exactly what I want for Christmas.