Easter Pick Up Lines

Easter Pick Up Lines!

Stop hopping from one hot chick to the next this Easter with these eggcellent Easter bunny pick up lines.

Easter Pick Up Lines

You look cold. Want to use me as a fur jacket?

Nice to meet you, I’m Bunny. Easter Bunny and you are…gorgeous!

Hi, I’m the Easter Bunny and I don’t care if you are naughty or nice!

Even the Chocolate factory doesn’t make candy as sweet as you.

I came here looking for a little tail.

My new nick name is “snowflake”, because I’ve fallen for you.

I know milk does a body good, but baby, how much have you been drinking?

I play the field, and it looks like I just hit a home run with you.

Do you know how to hop? Because your body is really kickin’.

Let me hide my Easter eggs in you!

My ears are not the only things that are long!

Do you bleach your teeth? ‘Cause your smile lights up the entire room like a candle in the dark. Let’s go prove it.

Excuse me, I’d like to have kids someday, and I wanted to know how your parents created such a beautiful creature.

Easter Pick Up Lines

You are like a candy bar: half sweet and half nuts.

What do potatoes and I have in common? We both have eyes for you and we both want to hit the sack!

I’m not trying to impress you or anything, but… I’m The Easter Bunny!

I’ll show you where Easter eggs come from — you may be surprised!

Can I buy you a Easter Egg or do you just want the money?

My name isn’t Elmo, but you can tickle me any time you want to.

Well, here I am. What were your other two wishes?

How much does a polar bear weigh? [How much?] Enough to break the ice… Hi, I’m Easter Bunny!

You are so beautiful that you give the sun a reason to shine.

Can you pull this heart-shaped arrow out of my butt? A damn little kid with wings shot me.

Inheriting eighty million chocolate eggs doesn’t mean much when you have a weak heart.

Since I’m all about chocolate, how ’bout a little sugar?

Ever done it on a pile of artificial grass?

You are so fine, I wish I could plant you and grow a whole field of you!

Me without you is like  the Easter egg hunt without the Easter Eggs , aSentenceWithoutSpaces.

Do you know what I did last night?  I put Easter eggs in a heart shape for you to find!

My love for you is like hot chocolate, I just can’t hold on to it.

Baby, you’re so sweet, you put Hershey’s out over business.

There is a good reason why there are so many rabbits, baby!

There’s an Easter parade in my pants … wanna go?

My foot isn’t the only part of me that’s lucky.

I’m in the mood to multiply, baby!

You must be a Snickers, because you satisfy me.

Ouch! My two big teeth hurt! [Why?] Because you are soooo sweet!

I just had to come talk with you. Sweetness is my weakness.

Excuse me, but I think I dropped something. MY JAW!

Are you cold? You look like you could use some hot chocolate… Well, here I am!

Easter Pick Up Lines

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