Game Of Thrones Pick Up Lines
Pick up lines for you to use so you can rule over The Game of Thrones!
“A mind needs a book like a sword needs a whetstone.”
“Very handsome armor. Not a scratch on it.”
“I know a story about a crow.”
“I have a tender spot in my heart for cripples, bastards and broken things.”
“Have you ever heard the phrase ‘rich as a Lannister’?”
“There are no men like me. Only me.”
“I have never been nothing. I am the blood of the dragon.”
“Tell me, does someone somewhere keep your balls in a little box? I’ve often wondered.”
“And how do a bear’s balls taste?”
“I should wear the armor, and you the gown.”
“Some doors close forever. Others open in most unexpected places.”
“Zhey jalan atthirari anni.” (“Moon of my life.”)
“Shekh ma shieraki anni!” (“My sun and stars.”)
“Ajjalan anha zalat vitiherat yer hatif.” (“Tonight I would look upon your face.”)
“Now, you’ve woken the dragon!”
“I always wanted to be a ranger.”
“I always wanted to be a wizard.”
“Give me an hour, and I can put a hundred swords at your command.”
“Death is so final. Whereas life, ah, life is so full of possibilities.”
“Tell me, which do you favor, your fingers or your tongue?”
Winter is not the only thing that is coming!
Show me your little dragon and I’ll make it spit fire!
I would conquer the seven Kingdoms for you!
I may be an imp but I never go limp!
I may be king in the north but I want to be king of your heart!
Hey there, You look just like my brother and I could get into that!
The real kingslayer is in my pants!
Would you like to play with my kingslayer!
I want to have your shadow babies!
Some call me littlefinger that’s until I release my sword!
I’m fiercer than a direwolf in bed!
Can you handle my direwolf!
I can keep it going all the winter long!
Winter is one long night!
Hey Girl, Are you of noble birth? cauce you’re one fine looking lady!
Your armory or mine?
I believe you owe me a flagon of mead, for when I saw you across the room, I dropped mine.
You must be a member of the thieves’ guild, because you stole my heart. Guards, cut off her hands.
Do you possess the power of healing? Because you’ve pierce my heart.
I must been a green seer, cuz you came out of my dreams!
How’s your kracken hangin’?
I just came all the way down the Kingsroad when I saw you.
Is that a Tyrosi in your pocket?
The cold winds are not the only thing that’s rising.
You just woke the dragon…in my pants.
I’ll make you howl louder than my direwolf!
“Psssssst, *I* know where to put it!
When I see you everything Rises, harder and Stronger!
I’m hung like Hodor!
They don’t call me the “Hand of the King” for nothin’!
Allow me to show you where to put that sword!
When you play the Game of Thrones you win or you’re a Lannister!
Glad you’re not a “Littlefinger”!
I bet you taste better than dreamwine!
You would be more fun than a boar hunt!
You know about the King in the north, but allow me to show you the king in the South.
My direwolf doesn’t bite!
They call me “Littlefinger” in public, But that’s not what the girls call me!
My dragon only has one head!
I can arrange a trip south to visit the Tower of Joy!
You’re safe with me. I would NEVER father a bastard!
Wanna see my longsword in action?
I want to plant my Hightower on your Queensgate.
Come play in my castle!
I’m a monster as well as a dwarf, you should charge me double!
I want to see your sand snake!
I’ll show you where to put your sun spear!
Want to see my two handed great sword?
I may be a known coward, but I’m not afraid to go downtown!
You look like my sister from behind!
Would you like to hang out with my sword!
Hold on to my rod and I will lift you over the wall!
What do you call a direwolf and a my sword? A good long winter’s night!
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