Harry Potter Pick Up Lines
If you were a Dementor I would turn criminal just to get your kiss.
The sorting hat says you should be in my house…wait …whats that…it also says you should be in my bed.
My love for you burns like a dying phoenix.
If I were a Seeker and you were a Snitch, would you let me catch you?
Want to learn to speak troll? I can get you grunting in no time.
Did you slip some Firewhiskey into my drink, or are you just getting hotter?
Your smile’s like expelliarmus: simple but disarming.
You must not be a Muggle, because you cast a spell on me.
You look like you’d be a good Quidditch player. Want to ride my broomstick?
I don’t know a thing about Merlin’s pants, but I’d love to get into yours!
I can be your house elf. I’ll do whatever you want and I don’t need any clothes.
You are like a bottle of Skele-Gro: You’re growing me a bone.
Have you heard of Platform 9 and 3/4? Well, I can think of something else with the exact same measurements.
I need a pensieve because my head is filled with thoughts about you.
Is your name “Avada Kedavra”? ‘Cause you’ve got a killer bod.
You don’t need defense against my dark arts.
Wanna make some magic together? My wand is at the ready.
I’m not an Animagus but sometimes I can be real animal.
I’d let you handle my wand any day!
Going to bed? Mind if I Slytherin?
My name may not be Luna, but I sure know how to Lovegood!
One night with me and they’ll be calling you MOANING Myrtle.
They say I’m like the horn of a crumple-horned snorkack. Explosive.
My heart’s splinched without you.
Yeah girls call me “Aguamenti.” Every time they hear my name, they get wet.
You must be magical, because I’ve fallen under your spell.
You know, Hagrid’s not the only giant on campus.
Wanna practice making what looks like a mandrake?
Why don’t you come tame my dragon?
You don’t have to say “Lumos Maxima” to turn me on.
Could I borrow your wand? I need to practice my ‘swish and flick.’
I’m like the spine on a care of magical creatures book; if you stroke me right I’ll open wide for you.
I’m just like Oliver Wood, baby… I’m a keeper!
I’m goblin. Let me stroke your vault.
Are you a bogart? ‘Cause I have a fear of hot girls.
I know you want me to manage your mischief!
You don’t have to worry about me, I’ve been tested for Hogwarts, if you know what I mean.
A couple nights with me and Moaning Myrtle will have to get a new nickname.
Engorgio! Oh wait I don’t need magic to enlarge this!
I want to get my basilisk into your chamber of secrets.
I’m not wearing an invisibility cloak, but do you think I could still visit your restricted section tonight?
I’ve been whomping my willow thinking about you.
Interested in making some magic together? My wand is at the ready.
Do you want to head to the Shrieking Shack? We could do some shrieking of our own.
Come here, I’ll show you a REAL Patronus.
Is that a wand in your pocket, or are you just happy to see me?
What do you say we disapparate out of here.
Will you be my horcrux tonight, so l can give a piece of my soul to you?
I know you’re taken, but if I had a time-turner, you’d be mine.
Firenze and I have a lot in common, we both have parts like a horse.
Are you a dementor? Because you just took my breath away.
I don’t have any muggle money, but I do have a sickle and two knuts.
You know, the Sorting Hat placed me in Gryffindor. I think it’s because like Godric Gryffindor himself, I too have an impressive sword.
I must need Occlumency, because I can’t get you out of my thoughts.
Are you using the Confundus charm or are you just naturally mind blowing?
Come on, let’s do it Hippogriff style!
The thought of you makes something vast and silver erupt from my wand.
How do I get into your Department of Mysteries?
Just like the Slytherin common room, how ’bout my snake in your dungeons?
Not even Veritaserum could make me express how much I’m truly attracted to you.
If you were a basilisk, I wouldn’t mind dying just to look into your eyes.
Are you a dementor? Because you send chills up my spine.
Want to have a Tri-Wizards Tournament? Well not really “Tri-Wizard,” I was thinking more one wizard and two witches.
Being without you is like being under the Cruciatus Curse.
Have you been using the Petrificus Totalus spell? Because you’ve made me stiff.
I don’t need the mirror of Erised to know that you’re everything I desire.
Did you say “Wingardium Leviosa”? Cause you’ve got me rising, baby.
Did you use Relashio? ‘Cause there’s sparks between us.
Did you just cast a spell on me baby? ‘Cause I’m feeling an engorgio charm coming on.
Would you like a butterbeer? It’s a portkey. Next thing you know we’ll be back at my place.
After a romantic night with me, you are going to need a timeturner because you are going to want to experience it again and again.
I must have had some Felix Felicis because I think I’m about to get lucky.
Why don’t I make like Salazar and Slyther inside of you?
Your name must be Severus Severus, because you’re making my prince full blood.
Are you a golden snitch? Because I’ve been seeking for something like you my whole life.
So I hear you are the Head Girl of your house…
Be my horcrux and complete me?
If I had a deluminator, the light in my heart would lead me to you!
Not even nox would take the light from your eyes.
If I try hard enough, I can get a really big patronus. All I have to do is think of happy things.
Can I just Slytherin to bed with you?
Harry Potter Pick Up Lines
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