Math Pick Up Lines
Baby, you’re like a student and I’m like a math book… you solve all my problems!
Do you need math help?
I’ll love you from here to infinity.
You fascinate me more than the Fundamental Theorem of Calculus.
My love for you is like pi, it’s never-ending.
Since distance equals velocity times time, let’s let velocity or time approach infinity, because I want to go all the way with you.
My love is like an exponential curve – it’s unbounded!
You’ve got more curves than a triple integral.
I am equivalent to the Empty Set when you are not with me.
Can I plug my solution into your equation?
Baby, you’re a 9.999999999…but you’d be a 10 if you were with me.
I would really like to bisect your angle.
I’d like to be your math tutor for the night; add a bed, subtract your clothes, divide your legs and multiply!
I’ll take you to your limit if you show me your end behavior!!!
I wish I was your derivative so I could lie tangent to your curves.
I’m overheating because you’re stuck in my head like an infinite loop.
The way the light reflects off the angles of your head is extremely enchanting.
I do believe I am your reciprocal; we will be one when we multiply.
Isn’t your e-mail address email@example.com ?
My love for you is like the derivative of a concave up function because it is always increasing.
Why don’t we use some Fourier analysis on our relationship and reduce to a series of simple periodic functions.
I’m not being obtuse, but you’re acute girl.
How can I know so many hundreds of digits of pi and not the 7 digits of your phone number?
Would you like to see the exponential growth of my natural log?
Your beauty defies real and complex analysis.
Honey, you’re sweeter than 3.14.
Puppies are as cute as the speed of light and that is fast, but your cuteness threshold approaches that limit.
If you were a graphics calculator, i’d look at your curves all day long!
I don’t like my current girlfriend. Mind if I do a you-substitution?
Are you a 90 degree angle? ‘Cause you are looking right!
I wish I was your problem set, because then I’d be really hard, and you’d be doing me on the desk.
I won’t stop bugging you until I get the address of your home page.
Baby you must be a modulus sign, ‘cos whenever you wrap your arms round me i always feel positive!
You make me feel so positive!
Hi, my little negative just become a whole lot more negative when I saw you!
I can figure out the square root of any number in less than 10 seconds.
I heard you’re sin because you’re always on top when we make tangent!
I’m relativistic: the faster I go, the longer I last.
Can I start within your brackets when will work out night!
I always start with with what within the brackets first. It my first rule!
I’m a master in the Order of Operations!
I love your Geometry!
My friends told me that I should ask you out because you can’t differentiate.
You’ve got the curves, I’ve got the angles.
If I went binary, you would be the 1 for me.
My love for you is like a fractal – it goes on forever.
Can I explore your mean value?
Since distance equals velocity times time, let’s let velocity and time approach infinity, because I want to go all the way with you.
Hey baby, what’s your sine?
Honey, you’re sweeter than pi.
If you were sin x and I was cos x, then together we’d make one.
Are you a math teacher because you got me harder than trigonometry!
Your brackets look a little empty can I add my number!
Why can’t love be a one to one function? Then our relationship could be injective.
The law of contrapositives says that we should use a condom.
Meeting you is like a switch to polar coordinates: complex and imaginary things are given a magnitude and a direction.
The volume of a general cylinder was known for thousands of years, but would you like to check it out again!
Your hottness is the only reason we can’t reach absolute zero.
Wanna come back to my room and see my copy of Euclid’s “Elements”?
If I were a function you would be my asymptote – I always tend towards you.
I wish I were a predicate so I could be the direct object of your affection.
I use my rod of infinite length for more than just simplifying calculations!!!
Let’s make our slopes zero (slope of zero means horizontal => bed) !
You fascinate me more than the Fundamental Theorem of Calculus.
My love for you is a monotonically increasing unbounded function!
I can spell your name on my calculator!
Your beauty cannot be spanned by a finite basis of vectors.
Hi, I’m a math professor I can add any numbers up very quickly let’s try it with your phone number!!
I’ll take you to the limit as X approaches infinity.
I don’t know if you’re in my range, but I’d sure like to take you back to my domain.
Let me integrate our curves so that I can increase our volume!
I hope you know set theory because i want to intersect and union you!
“Hi, I hear you’re good at algebra…..Will you replace my eX without asking Y?”
Baby your like a math student and I am like a math tudor, I will help you solve all of our problems.
You are one well-defined function.
This is my measuring stick!
Can I measure your foot with my foot long retraceable stick!
Girl your my number one!
You and I must have the same natural frequency, because we resonate together!
Lets sum it up and integrate you and I.
How can I know so many math problems and not know you!
Hey baby, what’s your number?
My love for you is a monotonically increasing unbounded function.
Hey baby, my heart has been divide ever since I saw you!
You complete me!!
Excuse me, ma’am, but can I get your seven significant digits?
I’m good at math: add a bed, subtract our clothes, divide your legs, and multiply!
If you don’t want to go all the way, you can still partially derive me.
I like to do you like I do my math homework. On the table!
They call me in the inner math geek care to find out why?
There is only one math formula that is going to work out to night and that is if we become one!
Hey baby, I can satisfy that negative feel with my ruler!
Hey there, I’m into tables, rulers, measuring tape and have a very large pencil!
Hi, I’m a math teacher and I like to get radical with you!
My love skill is a powerful and constant!
Hey there, you’re no ordinal number!
With the ratio of relatively prime good lookers here tonight you are the prefect number!
I think your phone number is the prefect number!
Now you are not average!
My digit is a precision tool!
A love that we are whole numbers!
I think you are the most significant digit I have ever seen!
I would love to mixed numbers!
My odd number is looking to add one to become even!
Your triple times the beauty that any one else here!
Now there is a set of twin primes!
Would you like to meet the denominator!
Hi you must be the Absolute Maximum in beauty!
Hey you want to go back to my place and play solid of revolution!
Would you like to learn about the axis of rotation. I’ll bring the digit!
Hey there did you know that this is a critical point in your life!
Hey there, you look like you can handle the fundamentals explicit function!
You must be a mathematical model because you are a 10!
What are the odds of me meeting you!
Hi there, The odds are in your favor night babe!
I think we are on the same wavelength!
Hey there, My love for you is in acceleration!
I would love to catch your falling bodies!
What are the odds that you are not a model?
Would you be interested in continuous compounding?
When I first saw you my heart when into instantaneous velocity!
I have a compounding interest in you!
I would love to plan to doubling my time with you!
Did you know that Frequency of Periodic Motion is code for loving?
Your beauty in infinite!
You are the golden ratio!
Can I work out where your simple closed curves go?
Your surface area is so beautiful!
Can I show you my midpoint formula!
Hey there, I will make you fly like a kite to night!
Could you let me study your great circle?
I think your area of a circle will be fine!
You trig my heart strings!
Do you like the standard position or vertical angles?
Your one acute angle!
How can one get to the base of your triangle?
Thank god, I found you. I’m about to apex!
You look like you do yoga can you show me a couple of combinations?
Hey there, Let’s increase the population!
You have all the positively associated data I’ve been looking for!