# Math Pick Up Lines

**Baby, you’re like a student and I’m like a math book… you solve all my problems!**

**Do you need math help?**

**I’ll love you from here to infinity.**

**You fascinate me more than the Fundamental Theorem of Calculus.**

**My love for you is like pi, it’s never-ending.**

**Since distance equals velocity times time, let’s let velocity or time approach infinity, because I want to go all the way with you.**

**My love is like an exponential curve – it’s unbounded!**

**You’ve got more curves than a triple integral.**

**I am equivalent to the Empty Set when you are not with me.**

**Can I plug my solution into your equation?**

**Baby, you’re a 9.999999999…but you’d be a 10 if you were with me.**

**I would really like to bisect your angle.**

**I’d like to be your math tutor for the night; add a bed, subtract your clothes, divide your legs and multiply!**

**I’ll take you to your limit if you show me your end behavior!!!**

**I wish I was your derivative so I could lie tangent to your curves.**

**I’m overheating because you’re stuck in my head like an infinite loop.**

**The way the light reflects off the angles of your head is extremely enchanting.**

**I do believe I am your reciprocal; we will be one when we multiply.**

**Isn’t your e-mail address beautifulgirl@mydreams.com ?**

**My love for you is like the derivative of a concave up function because it is always increasing.**

**Why don’t we use some Fourier analysis on our relationship and reduce to a series of simple periodic functions.**

**I’m not being obtuse, but you’re acute girl.**

**How can I know so many hundreds of digits of pi and not the 7 digits of your phone number?**

**Would you like to see the exponential growth of my natural log?**

**Your beauty defies real and complex analysis.**

**Honey, you’re sweeter than 3.14.**

**Puppies are as cute as the speed of light and that is fast, but your cuteness threshold approaches that limit.**

**If you were a graphics calculator, i’d look at your curves all day long!**

**I don’t like my current girlfriend. Mind if I do a you-substitution?**

**Are you a 90 degree angle? ‘Cause you are looking right!**

**I wish I was your problem set, because then I’d be really hard, and you’d be doing me on the desk.**

**I won’t stop bugging you until I get the address of your home page.**

**Baby you must be a modulus sign, ‘cos whenever you wrap your arms round me i always feel positive!**

**You make me feel so positive!**

**Hi, my little negative just become a whole lot more negative when I saw you!**

**I can figure out the square root of any number in less than 10 seconds.**

**I heard you’re sin because you’re always on top when we make tangent!**

**I’m relativistic: the faster I go, the longer I last.**

**Can I start within your brackets when will work out night!**

**I always start with with what within the brackets first. It my first rule!**

**I’m a master in the Order of Operations!**

**I love your Geometry!**

**My friends told me that I should ask you out because you can’t differentiate.**

**You’ve got the curves, I’ve got the angles.**

**If I went binary, you would be the 1 for me.**

**My love for you is like a fractal – it goes on forever.**

**Can I explore your mean value?**

**Since distance equals velocity times time, let’s let velocity and time approach infinity, because I want to go all the way with you.**

**Hey baby, what’s your sine?**

**Honey, you’re sweeter than pi.**

**If you were sin x and I was cos x, then together we’d make one.**

**Are you a math teacher because you got me harder than trigonometry!**

**Your brackets look a little empty can I add my number!**

**Why can’t love be a one to one function? Then our relationship could be injective.**

**The law of contrapositives says that we should use a condom.**

**Meeting you is like a switch to polar coordinates: complex and imaginary things are given a magnitude and a direction.**

**The volume of a general cylinder was known for thousands of years, but would you like to check it out again!**

**Your hottness is the only reason we can’t reach absolute zero.**

**Wanna come back to my room and see my copy of Euclid’s “Elements”?**

**If I were a function you would be my asymptote – I always tend towards you.**

**I wish I were a predicate so I could be the direct object of your affection.**

**I use my rod of infinite length for more than just simplifying calculations!!!**

**Let’s make our slopes zero (slope of zero means horizontal => bed) !**

**You fascinate me more than the Fundamental Theorem of Calculus.**

**My love for you is a monotonically increasing unbounded function!**

**I can spell your name on my calculator!**

**Your beauty cannot be spanned by a finite basis of vectors.**

**Hi, I’m a math professor I can add any numbers up very quickly let’s try it with your phone number!!**

**I’ll take you to the limit as X approaches infinity.**

**I don’t know if you’re in my range, but I’d sure like to take you back to my domain.**

**Let me integrate our curves so that I can increase our volume!**

**I hope you know set theory because i want to intersect and union you!**

**“Hi, I hear you’re good at algebra…..Will you replace my eX without asking Y?”**

**Baby your like a math student and I am like a math tudor, I will help you solve all of our problems.**

**You are one well-defined function.**

**This is my measuring stick!**

**Can I measure your foot with my foot long retraceable stick!**

**Girl your my number one!**

**You and I must have the same natural frequency, because we resonate together!**

**Lets sum it up and integrate you and I.**

**How can I know so many math problems and not know you!**

**Hey baby, what’s your number?**

**My love for you is a monotonically increasing unbounded function.**

**Hey baby, my heart has been divide ever since I saw you!**

**You complete me!!**

**Excuse me, ma’am, but can I get your seven significant digits?**

**I’m good at math: add a bed, subtract our clothes, divide your legs, and multiply!**

**If you don’t want to go all the way, you can still partially derive me.**

**I like to do you like I do my math homework. On the table!**

**They call me in the inner math geek care to find out why?**

**There is only one math formula that is going to work out to night and that is if we become one!**

**Hey baby, I can satisfy that negative feel with my ruler!**

**Hey there, I’m into tables, rulers, measuring tape and have a very large pencil!**

**Hi, I’m a math teacher and I like to get radical with you!**

**My love skill is a powerful and constant!**

**Hey there, you’re no ordinal number!**

**With the ratio of relatively prime good lookers here tonight you are the prefect number!**

**I think your phone number is the prefect number!**

**Now you are not average!**

**My digit is a precision tool!**

**A love that we are whole numbers!**

**I think you are the most significant digit I have ever seen!**

**I would love to mixed numbers!**

**My odd number is looking to add one to become even!**

**Your triple times the beauty that any one else here!**

**Now there is a set of twin primes!**

**Would you like to meet the denominator!**

**Hi you must be the Absolute Maximum in beauty!**

**Hey you want to go back to my place and play solid of revolution!**

**Would you like to learn about the axis of rotation. I’ll bring the digit!**

**Hey there did you know that this is a critical point in your life!**

**Hey there, you look like you can handle the fundamentals explicit function!**

**You must be a mathematical model because you are a 10!**

**What are the odds of me meeting you!**

**Hi there, The odds are in your favor night babe!**

**I think we are on the same wavelength!**

**Hey there, My love for you is in acceleration!**

**I would love to catch your falling bodies!**

**What are the odds that you are not a model?**

**Would you be interested in continuous compounding?**

**When I first saw you my heart when into instantaneous velocity!**

**I have a compounding interest in you!**

**I would love to plan to doubling my time with you!**

**Did you know that Frequency of Periodic Motion is code for loving?**

**Your beauty in infinite!**

**You are the golden ratio!**

**Can I work out where your simple closed curves go?**

**Your surface area is so beautiful!**

**Can I show you my midpoint formula!**

**Hey there, I will make you fly like a kite to night!**

**Could you let me study your great circle?**

**I think your area of a circle will be fine!**

**You trig my heart strings!**

**Do you like the standard position or vertical angles?**

**Your one acute angle!**

**How can one get to the base of your triangle?**

**Thank god, I found you. I’m about to apex!**

**You look like you do yoga can you show me a couple of combinations?**

**Hey there, Let’s increase the population!**

**You have all the positively associated data I’ve been looking for!**

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