Pirate Pick Up Lines
You could be sailing the seven seas with a new companion after you brush up on these pirate pick up lines.
Imma Cut To The Chase…You Wanna Hook-Up?
Arrrrrrrrrrrrr you free this Saturday?
That’s the finest pirate booty I’ve ever laid eyes on.
Me skull and crossbones aren’t the only things I plan on raisin’ tonight!
Avast, me proud beauty! Wanna know why my Roger is so Jolly?
Yes, that is a hornpipe in my pocket and I am happy to see you.
Pardon me, but would ya mind if fired me cannon through your porthole?
See this hook? Variable speed with five alternate attachments, Baby.
So, tell me, why do they call ye, “Cap’n Feathersword?”
How’d you like to scrape the barnacles off of me rudder?
How’d you like to scrape the barnacles off my little ship?
Come on up and see me urchins.
Strike yer panties and prepare to be boarded, lassie!
Prepare to be boarded.
You’re just the tasty wench I’ve been keeping me eye out for!
Do ya mind if the parrot watches?
So you’re the new cabin boy, eh?
Yo, ho! Bottle of rum?
Is there an ‘X’ on the seat of your pants? Because it appears that there’s wond’rous booty buried underneath!
Have ya ever met a man with a real yardarm?
I’d love to drop anchor in your lagoon.
They don’t call me Long John because my head is so big.
Let’s get together and haul some keel.
That’s some treasure chest you’ve got there.
You. Pants Off. Now!
Would ya like to walk my plank, lass?
Well blow me down…..there?
My Roger wants to give you the jollies.
Ya certainly put the shiver in me timber!
Soap the decks and rub the plank.
Lass! Would ya like to swing on me long rope?
Yes, it hooks to the left.
Wow lass you just loaded my canon want to see it fire?
You’re drinking a Salty Dog? How’d you like to try the real thing?
I’ve sailed the seven seas, and you’re the sleekest schooner I’ve ever sighted.
Like to climb a pirate mast?
Like to help me move my little ship of the rocks?
Can I show what a crossbone is?
Where are you on my pirate map? Because your one treasure I’ll like to get my hands on.
I Sure Would Like To Pillage Your Booty!
You’re Guilty Of Being A Hot Wench…I Sentence You To Walking My Plank
I Got A Bad Case Of Scurvy…And Your Grapefruits Are The Only Cure
Well Call Me A Landlubber, ‘Cause I’m About To Plunder Your Treasure Island
Wanna Come Back To My Home Port And See My Dock?
I Hope You Like To Matey, Because I’m About To Swab Your Deck
Arrrrrrrrrrrrr do you polish swords by any chance, lass?
You haul one nice booty!
Come by to my cabin and I show you my monkey!
Now! That’s why they call me one eye snake!
Well wench would you like to climb me mast?
Me wench you seem to be carrying a chest full of treasure. Can I give ya a hand?
You light my canon!
Arrrh I’m hooked on you!
I love to mark your treasure map with me brush!
Would you like to be another feather in me hat, wench?
Arrr Wench you look like you could handle me canon!
I’ve got an extra-long ramrod.
Are you into rough sex? They call me Barnacle Bill.
Wanna see what’s in Davy Jones’ Locker?
Me cannon’s primed and loaded.
Want ta help me bury me treasure?
Pirate Pick Up Lines