Pokemon Pick Up Lines

Pokemon Pick Up Lines

Learn Them All!

Pokemon Pick Up Lines

You remind me of Pokemon, I just want to Pikachu.

Are you a pikachu? Because you are shockingly beautiful.

If you were a Pokemon, I’D CHOOSE YOU!

What’s your favorite move? Mine is LICK.

You’re such a good catch, i think i’ll use my only MASTER BALL on you.

Do you like Pokeballs because you’re about to get really close to one of mine.

I wanna see your Squirtle squirt.

You make me errupt like the Cinnabar Island volcano.

I think I’m going to need a Burn Heal because you’re hot.

Why don’t you and me go back to my gym and have a naked battle.

Do you come here often?

I think I need a Paralyze Heal, because you’re stunning.

Do you wanna play my Poke Flute?

My Donphan won’t ROLLOUT for you much longer.

Are you a RARE CANDY? ‘cuz I feel a level-up.

If I was a Pokemon right now, I’d be an Erectabuzz!

Did you use CONFUSE RAY?, cuz your making me dizzy.

Every time I look in your eyes, I receive a PP up.

If I were a Milktank, I’d use ATTRACT on you.

My Kadabra just used Future Sight, and it looks like we’ve got a future together.

Let’s go make a Mewtwo of our own.

I’d like to ride you like a HORSEA.

Your gonna need a HYPERPOTION by the time i’m done with you.

Hey, I’ve got some legendary pokemon, do you want to touch my pokeballs to see just how legendary they are?

I can make your Milktanks moo.

Like an Umbreon, I also evolve at night.

You just gave me a Cubone.

My Exeggcute are pretty weak. Let’s battle so they can get some experience.

Want to register your number in my PokeNav?

I’ve got Masterballs baby.

Those are some nice HOOTHOOTS you got there.

How about you come and see my safari zone.

How about you use REST, so i can sleep with you.

Do you wanna see my NUGGETS?

I wish you and I were Weedles, so you and I could make a Kakuna and evolve together.

If I were a Ghastly, I’d seep right through your pants.

I wish I was an Abra, so I could TELEPORT to your bedroom.

It’s a good thing that I’m a pokemon trainer and can handle your Jigglypuffs!

Do you have a Ditto in your pocket because I can see myself in your pants.

I like to compare myself with Smeargle…I’m pretty handy with a paintbrush.

You put the “cool” in Tentacool.

I wish you were the ground and I was a Diglett so I could be inside of you!

You’re like Pokémon Trainer Red, you’re out of my League.

Are you a fire type? Your beauty set my heart ablaze.

You must be a ghost type, because you’ve been hiding from me your whole life.

Do you have a cheri berry? You’re stunning.

Are you legendary? Because you’re one of a kind.

I think you’re giving me vital spirit, because I could never get tired of you.

Do you have a revive? You’re drop dead gorgeous.

I think you’re more beautiful and magical than the first pokemon game I’ve ever played.

Are you a fighting type? cause you knocked me out!

Are you a Pokémon? ‘Cause I’d search far and wide for you.

You’re like a Milotic. You leave me attracted by your beauty!

Are you a Mew? Because your beauty is rare!

Are you an Electric-type? Your beauty is shocking!

Do you know the move Charm? You pack a lot of it!

Roses are red, violets are blue. If i only had one pokeball, i’de catch you!

If I were a Pidgeotto, I’d GUST your pants off.

Will you use ROCK POLISH on my Pokeballs?

Is that a Sudowoodo in your pocket, or are you just happy to see me?

You put the “Wiggle” in Wigglytuff.

My Caterpie just turned into a Metapod.

I got a first edition Charzard – Holographic

Pokemon Pick Up Lines

Leave a Reply

You may use these HTML tags and attributes: <a href="" title=""> <abbr title=""> <acronym title=""> <b> <blockquote cite=""> <cite> <code> <del datetime=""> <em> <i> <q cite=""> <strike> <strong>